I'm drunk, and want to use my new photoshop cs5.  This unfortunately is NOT a good combination.  For God's sake, I worked with photoshop 7.0 for years, now I have this far superior and advanced tool.  I'm so afraid.  Being drunk and editing small details or doing in depth coloring is fine.  I start projects sober and then do the finer details when I'm drunk because then I have more patience.  This trying to start a new project, while drunk, with an intimidating new art program, and a bare minimum understanding of what those weirdos are saying in the youtube tutorials, I swear those ass holes speak another language, it ain't easy.  But pimpin' never was.  Wait?  What?